YOUR NAME HERE!
I am strawberry and my husband is blueberry. He's my fourth husband because the previous ones' were made into yogurt. My house is the tree and my food is cow dung.
I heard I am going to be made into yogurt too so maybe I'll meet my husbands in someone's stomach soon.
WARNING: This post is full of nonsense, please do not, i repeat, do not waste your time reading all this. Thank you for your kind attention.
www.bored.com
Ways to annoy people in school -organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces. -organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. -organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time. -write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers -Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos. -Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography. -End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds". -Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you had to say. -If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right? -Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time. -TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
full of nonsense. dont try this in school. bored.bored.bored.
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Time : 9:17:00 PM
everybody's bored. some are occupied, but most are bored. i'm bored. i watched the maid because i was bored. and eating is my new hobby. when i'm bored, i eat. and eat and eat and eat eateateateat. so, by the end of hols, i'll become fatter. ahahaha! and i didnt do homework yet.. ): i shall go do something to entertain myself.
prayed. (:
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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Time : 6:56:00 PM
Replies to tags: Nic: Yo Happeh DEEPAKVALI ! Nic: *Deepavali it's DEEPAvali; not DEEPAKvali. no extra K one. aha! thanks anyway! (:
deepak: HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!!!!!! deepak: i think im going to go blind from reading nvm, eye power increase, change specs, good. thanks, and Happy Deepavali to you too! (:
omar: can post in bigger font?(sry st eye prob.) i shall try. =P
xm: sad short time and the tamil song very nic although i dun understand Yep, short tym. ): I like the song, you see. yay!
Nic: haiis. two yrs v. short right. hai . Short short short . ya, two years very short. & i know i'm short and you're tall.
sang: anw, will miss you loads! (inserts heart) sang: yea, its like suddenly we all miss the class alot. but we just didnt feel that way when we were tgt. I strongly agree to the statement above, WS! I will miss you loads too! & I love you! I guess we should learn how to treasure stuffs more. (:
casmelin: yeap. everybody in 2/3 rocks. ;D we'll miss each other. ;D yayayaya! (:
LOVEL: have. now that 2/3's separated, suddenly we talk to everyone! LOL LOVEL: yupp(: if we're in same class next yr maybe we can talk. i realise ppl always not cherish what they Yes!! (: So, let’s treasure stuffs more! & SMILEEE!! (:
& i've replied my tags. I dont celebrate deepavali, so nothing much about it. My room was messier than ever. And my table was stuffed with stuffs. I have to clean my room. 5.5 hours is a lot la! Ahaha! Mattapu (fire-crackers?) was fun la! You see, we created noise pollution. Sadly, bomb bag a bit screwed. ): Kaadhalil vizhunthaen, cutecutecute but she fatfatfat and ugly. But, it's seriously depressing la, imagine being in such a situation.. Kandha shasthi kavasam! (: And you are seriously retarded. But we are retardedly retarded people la, so, ya. Had loadsa fun la! Nandri!!! (: (if you dont understand what i'm talking about, nvm)
OMG! Someone just "sang" some song. And it was some super random and terrible song. Tamil songs are becoming increasingly parallel to english songs. (i dont know what i'm talking)
see what i mean?
Biology workshop today. Nanthini & I were practically writing down everything mr.C said and we found out that we had actually written a lot of nonsensical nonsense, which, noone else knows and should read. Ya. & I should update my diary because it's currently outdated. I got take care of it la, just that, it's of lousy quality, that's why. mr.C's baby nvr run away lah! Spaaaaa!! & mr.F like seriously scared us when he suddenly came out of 7ELEVEN and smiled. Haha! Lucky we dont have weak hearts all, if not how? Cannot take loud noises also.. Aiyoo! The serupu ryt, dont care la. Let him walk ard barefoot. Lala! & Virutham starts tmr. Yay! (: (must prepare for virutham; though idk what to prepare.) Off to clean room & update diary. (:
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Time : 6:22:00 PM
Some retarded jokes about kids, showing how smart they can be. Unlike adults. Ha! (: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
Monday, October 27, 2008
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Time : 12:49:00 PM
HAPPY DEEPAVALI! to everyone celebrating deepavali. (:
Friday, October 24, 2008
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Time : 2:39:00 PM
i miss 2/3 '08. i think i didn't treasure the times. i think i didnt take the chance when it was there. & i think a lot of things. but, i dunno how to describe, so nvm. and i want to go back to school. to see 2/3 classroom, to feel the 2/3 atmosphere. two years is just too short. very very short. i want to feel everything all over again, i want to go back in time. but it's impossible. have to move on. but, i'll LOVE EVERYONE. & MISS EVERYONE.
we will stay tgt in spirits.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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Time : 8:32:00 PM
LAST DAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIN SI YING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS POH (principal) i guess.
& today's the last day of school. the holidays are here. today was the last day we had tgt as a class(abt class ltr) (: we had the prize presentation thingy, where the smartsmart ppl were given prizes. (trophies?) So, congrats to them for the smarty-ness xD I forgot to bring rag for spring cleaning and ended up borrowing from XL.(thanks!) The pathetic cloth was torn into half. And the half was torn into half again (for me & yy) Spring cleaning was (idontknow) fun? But in the end, the classroom was neat and tidy and clean and stuff la.. (: Even though the floor was wet and the pail was brought around everywhere. (lucky noone kicked the bucket.) That's lame. & we took photos, as a class. However, not everyone was there la, sadly. & we bid farewells.
onetwothree(123) 1/3 '07 2/3 '08
this shall be in LIMEGREEN, the colour of our class tee. The memories we shared together are countless. From stuff like inter-class games and exams, many things were learnt. Through different events, our bond was strengthened. '07 Inter-class games (flag painting) and the happy toilet project were the first few things we did tgt as a class. (and even the process of coming up with our class tee) The memories we had tgt, good or bad, will be etched in our minds. We have the best msg for many subjects (not showing off). We have the spirit and motivate each other to study (according to mrY). And we shall continue that even though we go to different classes (: And for the bad times, i apologise. I will treasure everything and keep them close to my heart. It seems that everyone has the same nickname in msn, 2/3 '08 #(register no) NAME. (: three cheers to ws! (for the idea xD) Not enough place/ time to type out everything about 2/3 '08 here. I'm seriously going to miss every single soul of onetwothree; even msNG. (: & i love everyone in ontwothree to bits. The past two years with you ppl has been rly enjoyable. school sucked until i found my heaven of 2/3 '08. i sucked last year, sorry. i shall say no more. but, i'll rly miss everyone. 2/3 '08 #38. VINESHA loves onetwothree (:
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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Time : 10:34:00 PM
ARTS FEST & BE YOURSELF DAY.
quite weird to see ppl walking ard in sch wearing home clothes la, but not bad la.. Walked ard here and there with nanthini. Most of the time was spent at the Anderson's Got Talent thing.. Haha! The treasure trove thingy was quite an interesting idea la, lyk you know? Like ya.. ya.. & we left our papers on our tables and went ard writing on other ppl's papers. & my comments were like super weird la.. and got some untrue(false) things which ppl wrote la.. Then got impersonator all.. haha! And of course, i was retarded. I wrote like one-word comments on ppl's papers.. Haha! I(like almost everyone else) walked ard the class, stopping at each table, after looking at the person, wrote something (positive) about the person. & my accomplishment: I wrote on every single person's paper, again like everyone else. (: That makes it not an accomplishment, but nvm. Report book collecting was a bit tensed(or smth like that), because people wanted to know their results and stuff. & i love msng for moderating my maths marks to make me pass! (: but then, the other results were also quite screwed up la, as in the overall percentage is quite bad la.. I dropped like super a lot from last year, 5.5% to be exact. And that's a LOT. Really a lot. ): Nvm, next year! The past is history, tmr is a mystery. (that's lame.) went to macs to eat with satu & empat. & we were retarded (as usual) Satu, being a very helpful person, helped the blind man. Empat, being another helpful person, also helped satu in helping the blind man. In conclusion, both satu and empat are helpful. (three cheers) I was stoning there, practically because i was bloated and i was eating my fries to prevent the wastage of food (and not to hear lectures about wasting food) All of us were bloated. We didnt waste food cos we are good people. (yay!) & then had cca. For not memorising the monolouge properly, i think i can say i didnt do that badly la, even though i was kinda nervous. Hahaa! Chocolate milk tea ended my day. (:
I LOVE 2/3 '08!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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Time : 5:46:00 PM
what is this? why got maths holiday assignment one? whyy?? why be yourself day got soo many restrictions? whyy?? & tmr is report-book getting day. haha! see, today was retarded. because of the soup of the chicken rice. but nvm that. leadership was more interesting than expected la.. especially the games.. the bouncing of the ball on the trampoline thingy, the passing ard of the blue ball, skipping, and the golf thing using the string. & smart ppl just touched the ball and told each others' names & finished it in 0.2/0.5/0.7 seconds. wth. super fast la! egg tarts for recess. (yay!) then the second part of leadership, was er, ok memory game, not bad la.. & the agent, boss & seller game, i didnt understand the objective of the game, then i anyhow play.. haha! (the problem of the problem is in the problem) & stayed back in sch and played hangman! i'm smart. (laughs evil-ly) actually, i'm dumb. & i ate poisoned chicken rice soup, tgt with nanthini. we shall be poisoned. actually, it's not poisoned. but, ya.. & i shall go bathe. NOW.
(:
Monday, October 20, 2008
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Time : 8:19:00 PM
exams, as expected, was super screwed up. A1s were all borderline. ): & maths, ya.. & science. ): screwed la. but cannot do anything, so, nvm. & thanks for the hug! (:
i shall work harder next year. i MUST.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
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Time : 12:14:00 PM
MONDAY. (tmr) DOOMSDAY.
tmr, monday, will be the day, we will get back results. the marks and all. i cant fail maths. but, what if i fail maths? what if i fail science? what if? what if? what if? i shall stop what if-ing. should've studied from the beginning of the year. now, it's too late. must wait for next year. & i dont know which subject combination to take. I have to look at my results first..
dont do anything stupid.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
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Time : 10:17:00 PM
hi-lo! thanks nanthini retard for finding me this skin! (: but, i shall not change my tagboard colour yet. cos i lazy & sleepy. and the song is going to sound like opera song!
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Time : 8:38:00 PM
Today was post-exam activities and we had skipping first. And today was super warm. I was trying to skip with my two retarded legs, holding the skipping rope in my right hand. My right hand, cannot control the skipping rope.. So, the skipping rope skipped everywhere la.. So retarded! Then the long skipping one more fun, but i was too retarded to skip on that la, so cannot. And my right knee hit the parade square floor and started bleeding.. Then the parade square got one drop of red blood, which contains millions and red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets and plasma. The pathetic girl's toilet only had a pathetic amount of tissue paper left, and not enough to wipe off the blood. Haha! h20 for recess! yay! I happily (accidentally) hit my left knee against brandon's chair, and there goes my other leg. Spelling Bee was unfair because the sec 1s were given super long, but the sec 2s were given like, lesser than 10 minutes.. Unfair la.. We couldn't hear what the teachers were saying, but the words were like super easy to spell.. Then had sec 3 subject combi talk. (idk what to take alr) And it rained! Yay! RAINRAINRAIN! Rain is nice! (: And nanthini and i were wet! Chocolate milk tea was for lunch. And then cca was arts fest rehearsal and watched them. I went home with nc3 and we were retarded (again) at the bbt shop. Cup corn, ya? Hahahaaha! My legs are infected. I dont want to amputate my legs!! (that was a bit too much) I wish I were like Dumbo, then I can FLY with my bigbig ears, like Dumbo, only if i were to have bigbig ears like Dumbo! (:
why so fast? i wasn't that close to you, but still, when you leave, it's like smth missing.. hmmmm.. yay! retardedness! & thanks for the card! & for inviting me INTO your house & all the other retarded stuffs! (: tab's leaving tmr.. ): going to bid her farewell.. there's a bright side to everything.. so, ya.. play the glad game! there were badminton rackets & the ball flying over the tree yesterday.. haha! & other retarded stuffs(if there were any) & mariamman temple with nanthini! that was super retarded. because when we went frm yck to yishun, smth happened. but luckily, we were able to take the bus immediately. then we did a quick dresschange/ makeover(only powder) to look less retarded/sweaty. we slipped on our slippers & jumped down the stairs and waun(walk+run) to the bus-stop and *ahem ahem* then we ran, ran, ran like mad until the traffic light. and waited for the green man once the green man came, we ran again. until the next bus-stop and we took out _____ from our bags and ya.. then we looked more like civilised ppl in the train was super retardedness. lalala lalaala-ing. and then went to chinatown. & go temple (: i like temple! yay!!! & the smell!! ya, then went home la.. had to squeeze into the train because it was super crowded. SUPER. but ltr ok alr la.. & then walked home and reached home lah, of course! & that's all la..
Friday, October 10, 2008
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Time : 9:20:00 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! exams are over! yayness!
& today was retarded. super retarded ooru day. more later la.. too sleepy!